I can text with my tongue
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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