just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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