He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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