would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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