I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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