Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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