Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have post one night stand depression
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