Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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