Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You can't just leave with hair like that
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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