Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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