Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My dick has a subreddit
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
