i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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