party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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