I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just puked most of my soul out..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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