If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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