ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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