There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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