If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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