I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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