We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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