rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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