what if I'm pregnant?
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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