I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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