Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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