do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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