butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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