i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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