I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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