I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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