maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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