You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This is my gift to your gina
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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