i need an iv and a liver transplant
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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