Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
