I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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