I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
We're too hungover to prance.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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