i may or may not be watching the land before time
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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