I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Sorry about my life...
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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