He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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