Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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