no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do plants get herpes?
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