I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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