In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
