you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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