You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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