I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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