I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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