she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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