if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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