id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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