I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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