Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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