We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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